I am worth $221.50

Saw this on friendster bulletin...

Here's the deal. You look it over the
following list and see how many of
these things you have done. BUT you
have to ADD up the money amount along
the way. Then post the amount that you
are as the title of the bulletin.

1. Had sex: $25.00
2. Smoked: $10.00
3. drank: $5.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $10.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex:
$1.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex:
$5.00
7. Cheated on a test: $7.00
8. Fell asleep in class: $5.00
9. Been expelled: $10.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00
11. Given oral: $10.00
12. Got oral: $10.00
13. Prank called the cops: $10.00
14. Stole something: $10.00
15. Done drugs: $10.00
16.Dyed your hair: $5.00
17. Done something with someone older
(like a few years): $10.00.
18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if
your under 18): $10.00
19. Ate a whole bag of oreos: $10.00
20. Cried yourself to sleep: $0.50
21. Said you love someone but didnt
mean it: $1.00
22. Been in love: $5.00
23. Got caught doing something that
you shouldnt have been doing: $10.00
24. Went streaking: $1.00
25. Got arrested: $10.00
26. Cuddled: $1.00
27. Peed in the pool: $5.00
28. Played spin the bottle: $10.00
29. Done something you regret: $5.00

Now add up and post as "I COST $ _._


I had posted that I was worth $63.50...but to tell the truth, I had done everything stated on top...

1. Had sex: $25.00
Of course I had...and I still have...my sex is Male

2. Smoked: $10.00
Yeap...I smoked my way through lessons and exams...luckily the teachers accepted my bullshits

3. drank: $5.00
Drank water, soda, milo, milk......

4. Went skinny dipping: $10.00
In my bath tub...

5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $1.00
My mum and grandma...

6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
My dad and Grandpa

7. Cheated on a test: $7.00
I cheated failure...as did some cheated death...

8. Fell asleep in class: $5.00
That's of course...especially in Lay Hoon's lessons...

9. Been expelled: $10.00
From the Smart People Association for entering MI

10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00
My left fist fought with my right...

11. Given oral: $10.00
Gave lectures conducted orally on multiple occasions when the visualiser/OHP failed to work...

12. Got oral: $10.00
Had English Oral and Mother Tongue Oral...attained distinction at O levels but only a merit at A levels

13. Prank called the cops: $10.00
Prank called a few of my PNS friends...

14. Stole something: $10.00
I believe I've stolen some girls' hearts...

15. Done drugs: $10.00
Done drugs justice by leaving them alone (I am more addictive and destructive than drugs are...)

16.Dyed your hair: $5.00
I dyed it black when I was still in heaven...some colour came off liao...that explains the white strands...

17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $10.00.
With my parents, grandparents, cousins, uncles and aunties, teachers......

18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $10.00
Am over 18...but when I was younger I went out with my my parents, grandparents, cousins, uncles and aunties, teachers......

19. Ate a whole bag of oreos: $10.00
A bag? I ate 3!

20. Cried yourself to sleep: $0.50
When I was a baby...

21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00
When Ms Kaur made me shout that I love her during literature lesson...

22. Been in love: $5.00
Been in love and still in love with Nissan Fairlady 350Z

23. Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing: $10.00
I was caught slacking during exam period...

24. Went streaking: $1.00
Yeap...on a losing streak while playing internet scrabble

25. Got arrested: $10.00
By a fashion police for wearing my underwear outside in an attempt to mimic superman

26. Cuddled: $1.00
When I was a baby...to be more exact...I was cuddled...

27. Peed in the pool: $5.00
The mini pool in the toilet cubicle...

28. Played spin the bottle: $10.00
I spinned the bottle and it fell off the table...

29. Done something you regret: $5.00
My greatest regret is in coming to MI...

Haha...just being lame...because I am so totally bored...gonna get my daily dose of Russell Peters...bye!